Little Miss Muffet

I started reading and reading nursery rhymes to Addison & Levi.... So she picked out to read Little Miss Muffet. I asked her to repeat after me, so we started
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a Tuffet
Eating her curds & whey......

Now I know that this curds & whey makes no sense to most people, especially a 2 year old. So at this one she repeated and said "Eating her turds away"

Turtle

A couple days ago Matt was sitting by Addison on the couch and she told him that he stunk.... Matt asked her what he stunk like and she said "You smell like a turtle".........

Sunday School lessons

The first weeks of Sunday School the 2, 3 & 4 year old kids were learning about creation.... the first week the lesson was "God created the stars, moon, sun", etc.... So I gave each of the kids a black piece of construction paper and different colored starts. A few days later I asked Addison "what did we learn in Sunday school"-- and she said..... "God created Stickers"

:)